Your Embarrassing Friend

sometimes i get emotional over fonts


i wish animal crossing was real like u walk into a new town dirt poor and suddenly u have a career and people who like u

(Source: paraflincher, via damnithumphrey)


Kuniyoshi, Tamatori Attacked by an Octopus (ukiyo-e woodblock print), 19th century
See Me Now, Kanye West feat. Beyonce, Big Sean, and Charlie Wilson


aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

(via talkaboutfuckdup)

  • kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
  • me: well lets see kids
  • me: *throws dart at map of the world*
  • me: hm
  • me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean


get off my blog paul.

because I have finals I dont want to study for


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